Ok, it’s nasty that Soviet agents or Vladimir himself may have ordered this poisoning, and it’s tragic it’s affected people other than the intended victim. A bit worrying how much more of it there may be lying around.
But Theresa is ecstatic. Best thing that’s happened to her in the last two years. It’s the first story that’s taken her incompetence about Brexit off the front pages. It’s no longer there.
She’s probably emailing Vladimir asking him to knock off more ex-Russian spies. The more the merrier to distract from her chaotic Brexit.